Must be New York lol.
I can’t finish this. My hands are shaking. Someone else do it
The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.
She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.
But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand
Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*
Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*
This is a Greek comedy I could get behind
What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.
Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield
thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys
and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over.
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remember when Aang was going to stand trial for a murder Kyoshi committed, and they found all this evidence that proved that Kyoshi couldn’t have done it, and it was all pretty solid that she shouldn’t have even been near the murder when it happened, and they were going to prove her and Aang’s innocence if they could just argue the defense, and then Kyoshi manifested during the trial and was like “nah, I killed that man” and peaced out, leaving Aang to get boiled alive just so she could take credit for it
full offense but if my college professor can look me in my eyes while im wearing a "baby slut" crop top and mini skirt and explain the homework, high school teachers should be able to fucking handle a literal child wearing shorts smh
I love how naruto describes SAI OMG
also, I LOVE HOW HE INTRODUCED SHINO TO SAI “WELL UM HE’S SHINO”
and, I love how SHINO opens up to naruto, it’s so cute cause Shino is such a serious person but got butthurt when naruto wasn’t able to recognize him immediately after 3 years and that naruto doesn’t know anything about him!
OMG I LOVE ALL OF THEM
ALSO ALSO I LOVE HOW SAI JOTS DOWN EVERTHING HE LEARNS ABOUT EVERYONE. THIS SHOW IS FULL!
I feel like I need to write an article like “How to React When Your Friend Comes Out: A Guide For Really, Really Straight People” and it’s just eighty pages of me transcribing all the terrible experiences I’ve had coming out to straight people
Chapter 1: Why “I Knew It” Is Nowhere Near As Funny As You Think It Is
Chapter 2: Is Now The Time For An Abridged History Of You Being A Good Ally™? Signs Point To No
Chapter 3: It’s Cool That You Know Other Gay People, But Not Really Relevant Right Now
Chapter 4: Just Because You Have Gay Friends Does Not Make You An Equal Or Greater Authority On My Gayness
Chapter 5: This Is Actually Really Important So Please Stop Saying It Doesn’t Matter
Chapter 5A: Why “I Don’t Care If You’re Gay, Straight, Purple, Green, Whatever” Is Not A Supportive Statement
Chapter 5B: “I Don’t Care As Long As You Don’t Hit On Me/Turn Me” Has Never Been Funny
let’s make july pride month part 2
Pride month 2: The After party
Is this gonna push gay wrath month back to August
let’s keep the party going
Bulbasaur actually has higher win + draw rate than Charizard, yet some YouTubers never mention its feats and go casually slapping Charizard as number 1 with no research lol
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